StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Potions Brewed:	55
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	6632
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	290101
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Dragon Eggs Found:	1474
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.