StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	170	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	645255
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8795	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	159	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	913	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Farms Harvested:	771	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	3389
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	545600

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mines Excavated:	3768	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.