StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1631
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magic Items Found:	7710	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9708	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	538117

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2238	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	135	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4790	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8782
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	4747	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.