Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Magic Items Found: 2468 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Animals Bred: 196
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Alien Abductions: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Farms Harvested: 236 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 269
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mines Excavated: 2898
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8052
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Dragon Scales Harvested: 425
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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