StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ores Mined:	6368	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	188	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1394	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9802	Players Killed by Monsters:	7090
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8019
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	4609	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.