StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	5784
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	272
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7810
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6211
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	978	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	3172
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Towns Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!