StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6142
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Emeralds Found:	7040	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ores Mined:	4385
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	662558	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	6044
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	247293

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Void Gems Collected:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).