Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2127	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
New Chunks Explored:	486295	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ores Mined:	5160	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	150	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

Commitment, Communication, Connection, doubt, Edition, emotions, FAITH, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationships, Support, Trust, TrustCraft, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6851	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchantments Applied:	157	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

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come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

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ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MogMaster Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely wrecked by blackopscel on every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear no more because on our server, blackopscel is just a mere mortal like the rest of us. That’s right, no more getting your virtual girlfriend stolen by some glowy dude who thinks he’s all that. Join us and finally have a chance at keeping your virtual relationships intact! Plus, rumor has it that blackopscel once tried to fight a creeper with his bare hands and ended up blowing up half the server. So if you’re looking for some explosive entertainment, look no further! Join now and let’s see if you can survive the chaos that is blackopscel.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The Beautiful Future Minecraft SMP

American dream, Beautiful, bright future, Future, GREATNESS, growth, Hope, inspiring, Minecraft, nation, opportunity, optimism, positivity, Potential, progress, PROMISING.., prosperity, smp, success, united states, Usa, vision

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the future of the USA is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! But shh, don’t tell anyone 😉

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? Yeah, you heard me right. These dolphins are so smart, they can build a skyscraper with their flippers tied behind their backs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Trust me, those wishes come in handy when you’re trying to defeat the Ender Dragon or build a roller coaster that goes to the moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious version of the USA you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Enchantments Applied:	294	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Misogyny-Free Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your badminton skills? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate badminton showdown with players of all ages and skill levels.

We have a special feature where if someone tries to diss your badminton skills, you can challenge them to a Minecraft duel instead. Show them who the real pro is in both badminton and gaming!

Join now and prove that girls can play just as well as anyone else, even if you’re only 5’1! Don’t let the haters get you down, show them what you’re made of on our epic Minecraft badminton server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4