Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, complicated relationships, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, hurt feelings, in home daycare, lack of understanding, long-term effects, Minecraft, Miscommunication., personal boundaries, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy journey, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, sister drama, surrogate, unresolved issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my relationship with my sister? Look no further! Join our server and escape the family drama for a world of blocky fun!

We promise not to leave you on read like my sister did to me. Plus, we won’t block you just because you can’t watch our virtual nieces for free. We understand the importance of communication and reasonable expectations, unlike some people I know.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. And hey, if you’re looking for a surrogate, we can’t help with that, but we can definitely help you build the perfect virtual house for your new Minecraft baby! 😉 #FamilyDramaFreeServer #MinecraftFun #NoMoreBlockedCalls

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CoworkerExcluderCraft

coworker behavior, coworker conflict, coworker dynamics, coworker etiquette, coworker exclusion, coworker interactions, CoworkerExcluderCraft, exclusion at work, social dynamics, social exclusion, team bonding, team celebration, team communication, team dynamics, team outing, team solidarity, team unity, workplace drama, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships, workplace tension

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is served hotter than a freshly baked creeper? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time Jess ditched her car in a panic attack because someone wouldn’t ride with her to dinner. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

Come join us for a server experience like no other, where you never know what outrageous story will unfold next. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CollegeEssentialsMinecraftSMP

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What is something that every Minecraft player should have? A spot on our insane SMP server, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret treasure hunts. Need a break from studying? Come build your dream castle or compete in our legendary spleef tournaments. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
New Chunks Explored:	687881	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Farms Harvested:	534

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyFactsMC

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride on a giant chicken while battling a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? That’s right, our server is not your average blocky world – it’s a wild, wacky adventure filled with crazy surprises at every turn. Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the absurdity begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dragon Eggs Found:	1696
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	111	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineCraftVirusFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	367838
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	273
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	2513

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4