StoryMine TOP survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Chunks, Cities, classic, comfortable, Donations, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, lags, Mechanics, Minecraft, Plugins, Private, Russian, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map, wipe, worlds

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

9.storymine.ru

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Farms Harvested:	908	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	5985
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Votes:	8447	Animals Bred:	87
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	66567	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Votes:	4051	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Star Shards Collected:	163	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	6781	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7862
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
New Chunks Explored:	568736	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8168	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Votes:	8656
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	242
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4633	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Enchantments Applied:	274

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!