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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 976 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3381 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2712 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 |
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!