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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 1784 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6664 |
Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!