Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Zombie Dances: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Crops Grown: 1681 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4945 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Villages Defended: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8852 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Magic Items Found: 5117
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Epic Shields Constructed: 39

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Enchantments Applied: 125
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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