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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension Hops: 14
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Star Shards Collected: 103
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7552 Crops Grown: 6580
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 New Chunks Explored: 489844
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1712
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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