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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Items Found:	7022
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8858	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	324
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	139

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.