StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

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Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9705
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5797	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	1260	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ores Mined:	817	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Items Found:	7911	Dragon Eggs Found:	2481
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	838

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Star Shards Collected:	128	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	325
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

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Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Animals Bred:	158

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3677
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org