StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7177
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	284	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	125	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	2950	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	94

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.