StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6996
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1189
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7656	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	340374	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Ores Mined:	5258	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Emeralds Found:	4419
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Potions Brewed:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	56	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	164
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).