StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	202	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mines Excavated:	3525
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2489	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	198	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.