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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6228 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 3182 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!