Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Zombie Dances: 6
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Holy Grails Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Towns Built: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Runes Activated: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 828
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Animals Bred: 196
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Emeralds Found: 941 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 395
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3824 Enchantments Applied: 288
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 2924
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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