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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9285 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.