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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7179 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.