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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4701 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 788 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
But beware, there may be unexpected plot twists along the way – like a comedian with severe nerve damage trying to help out, or a stepson who thinks he deserves a medal for answering the door for a McDonald’s delivery.
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of family DIY projects and fast food drama. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no family relationships will be harmed in the making of this Minecraft server!