Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

Just like the bride who didn’t invite her stepmom to go wedding dress shopping, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions. Will you include your stepmom in your Minecraft adventures, or keep her on the sidelines like a distant relative?

With crazy family dynamics and unexpected confrontations, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and join the fun – just remember, family drama is always included at no extra charge!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
Holy Grails Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Gods Slained: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 261 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Players Killed by Monsters: 8720

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 467

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileDefenseCraft

    MissileDefenseCraft
    lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 6117
    Villages Defended: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance

    Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

    Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

    A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

    Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

    A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 268

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Dragon Eggs Found: 8936
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1212 Alien Abductions: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toddler GoBot Fun Land

    Toddler GoBot Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 210
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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