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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8075 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!
Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.
Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!