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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 263 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Crops Grown: | 3819 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!
Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.
Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!