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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7936 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!
Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.
Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!