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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8580 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!
Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.
Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!