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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8558 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2956 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Our server is the perfect getaway for parents who need a break from their step-kids’ antics. Leave them at home and come build, mine, and explore in peace. We promise no teenage drama, only blocky adventures!
Don’t worry about finding last-minute childcare arrangements, just log onto our server and leave the real world behind. Your step-kids may not change their behavior, but at least you can escape to a world where everything is made of pixels.
Join now and let your wife enjoy her girls’ trip without worrying about you dealing with unruly teenagers. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life drama!