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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 5745 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 66 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3257 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a fun way! Imagine building a castle with your stepdad (let’s call him Steve) while his mom and sister try to sabotage your creations. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Forget about family drama and join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs a Christmas dinner exchange when you can have a virtual feast with your new Minecraft family? Plus, we promise not to body shame you or forget your birthday – virtual gifts for everyone!
So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who needs a blood family when you can have a blocky one instead? Let’s build, laugh, and create memories together – no apologies needed!