Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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