| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6314 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
stellarix.us
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2226 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3641 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 112 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 118 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4107 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3614 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2183 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8279 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1887 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6077 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Emeralds Found: | 882 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4451 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 225 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1011 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7485 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5357 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 120 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7894 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5197 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9174 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4920 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5119 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5016 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4881 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9226 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
