steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2443	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	3961	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Emeralds Found:	6212
Farms Harvested:	595	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

abnormal lumps, Artificial Intelligence, dark places, diagnostic purposes, Doc, examination tools, Finger, Fun, future of medicine, Healthcare, healthcare industry, innovation, medical advancements, medical doctor, medical technology, patient care, physical examinations, pulse, Robo, robotic finger, robotics, Technology, ultrasensitive, warm places

come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

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Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	61	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	198
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5796

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4549	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adventure, Alternate Reality, BUILD, CraftyUniverse, dream world, Dystopia, Enchanting, escapism, Explore, fantastical, FANTASY, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, MAGICAL, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Sci Fi, speculative fiction, speculative world, surreal, SURVIVE, utopia, WHIMSICAL

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.