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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9086 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 132 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
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