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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 1287 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 157 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2855 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?