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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8156 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.
oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.
plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?
so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?