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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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