StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	9029
Zombie Dances:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Emeralds Found:	1733	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
New Chunks Explored:	657453	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	387

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crops Grown:	2926

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.