Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, compromise, emotional connection, Expectations, Intimacy, lower standards, mental health, Minecraft, Overrated, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual attraction, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, Standards, Trust, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5768

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

An RPG, Hack & Slash inspired survival server with a relaxed environment. It contains lots of PvE challenges and quality of life features which makes survival more fun and convenient.

What makes us unique? – Hundreds of custom mobs & models – A vast custom crafting station, Where you can create over 12+ more tiers of custom armors & rare weapons. – Solo & instance based dungeons. – Meant for both casual survival & RPG players. – Skills, Daily Quests, Quests, Custom vendors and more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”