StaleWaterNeverNotSitting | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TomboyCraft: Where tomboys rule and creepers drool!

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where tomboys rule the world!

Picture this: a server where all the players are badass tomboys who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone who dares to challenge them. Want to join a faction? Better be prepared to face off against the toughest tomboys in the land.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tomboy Queen, who rides into battle on a diamond-encrusted unicorn and wields a pickaxe made of pure obsidian. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers single-handedly.

So if you’re ready to join a server where tomboys reign supreme and epic adventures await, come join us today. Just be prepared to bring your A-game – because on this server, only the strongest survive.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

– “Choo Choo Craft” – “Minecart Madness” – “Tracks & Blocks” – “LocoCraft” – “Railway Rascals” – “Pixelated Express” – “Trainwrecked Adventures” – “Redstone Railways” – “Crafty Conductors” – “Minecraft Express”

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Get ready to experience the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legendary restroom scene involving Akira that is rumored to happen in the next episode. Yes, you heard that right – Akira will be making a bathroom appearance like never before. But don’t worry, she won’t actually be shown on the toilet because that would just be too much for Minecraft, right? So come join us and witness the madness unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on this server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixelated Peen Palace: AI Art & Porn Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with blue hair edition avatars that will make you stand out in the blocky world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos. From block merging to animation, our server has it all. And don’t forget about our ComfyUI and Automatic1111 features that will make your gameplay smoother than ever.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our server.

With links to LoRa training, tagging prompts, and even PonyXL information, you’ll never run out of things to explore on our server. And don’t forget to check out our OP Pasta for a good laugh.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Comrades: Where Russian TV Meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a Russian television show – completely unpredictable and full of crazy twists and turns!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wild bears while mining for diamonds, or try your luck at surviving a vodka-fueled zombie apocalypse. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a Russian accent!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and rumor has it that if you find the hidden Matryoshka doll, you’ll be granted three wishes by a mystical babushka.

So come join us on our server, where every day is a new adventure and you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Who needs Russian television when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Crops Grown:	7534	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end! From Lia the enchanting Ashelia to Utatane Nasa who will have you falling asleep from laughter, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us on this wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with the likes of Hakushika Iori, the deer whisperer, and Fujikura Uruka, the master of redstone. But be careful of Shisui Michiru, who may just prank you when you least expect it!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of facing off against Tenma Maemi in a PvP battle or team up with Pipkin Pippa to conquer the toughest dungeons. But watch out for Remilia Nephys, who may just steal all your diamonds when you’re not looking!

With so many outrageous characters to interact with, like Chisaka Airi who can build a castle in minutes or Amanogawa Shiina who can tame any creeper, you’ll never want to leave our server. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyCroft’s LOL Mine Adventures – Unleash Your Inner Tomb Raider!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can mine diamonds while fending off creepers with your trusty pickaxe. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the best version of Lara Croft, who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with her impeccable skills and witty one-liners. So why wait? Join now and vote for the best version/voice of Lara Croft in our epic poll! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Potions Brewed:	159	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

– OJCraft – CitrusCraft – OrangeYouGlad – OrangeYouCrafty – VitaminMC – OrangeIsTheNewCraft – OrangeYouMine – OrangeCrushCraft – TangyTerra – PeelCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is blue and the pigs wear sunglasses! Forget everything you thought you knew about Reagan county, because we’ve turned it into a psychedelic paradise that will blow your mind (in a good way, we promise).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Asian Minecraft players and the WMAF advocates as they fight for control over the color scheme of our world. Will the grass stay blue, or will it turn red, white, and blue like a true patriot? Only time will tell, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, in this world, anything is possible – even turning Reagan county into a technicolor dreamland. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

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Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	516	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2