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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 3472 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?