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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1939 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?