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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5726 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
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