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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2516 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
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