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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5370 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?