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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3215 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1204 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4233 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
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SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?