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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9113 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?