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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7135 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
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