yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8874
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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